This is going to be a long one. Where to start? Oh, how about this… HOLY CRAP THIS ****ING MOVIE SUCKS!! Please, save your two hours of your life that you’re contemplating giving up for this movie and do something useful with it; like maybe peeling your finger and toe nails off one by one!
If you’re looking for a less painful way to spend your time, perhaps consider throwing feces at your wall and watching it roll down. It’d probably be a great deal more rewarding of an experience.
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Steve Cullen 